ANNIHILATOR BART

The first successful result of Professor Benton’s genetic experiments, Annihilator Bart is a half-human, half-reindeer mutant with revenge on his brain. Tormented by memories of hunters during his days as a regular deer, Bart uses his new abilities – along with massive amounts of firepower – to slaughter as many hunters as possible. Thanks to his mutant healing factor, Bart can take an enormous amount of physical damage and still keep going, making him a lethal adversary. However, his uncontrollable rage can also be his biggest weakness. While he puts up a tough front, he secretly longs to be fully human – so that he can cruise for hot chicks and find love.

Read Bart’s online journal here!

PROFESSOR BENTON

A misunderstood genius, Professor Benton was hired by the government to create the ultimate soldier through genetics. However, after his ideas were rejected, he vanished into seclusion deep in the woods of Middle America. There, he perfected the experiments that were mocked by the military – using regular woodland animals – and created both Annihilator Bart and his sidekick Zee. Now the Professor serves as guardian, mentor and weapons supplier to both of his mutants – and he finds himself patching Bart up after firefights on an almost-nightly basis.

ZEE

The second successful experiment by Professor Benton, Zee was the result of combining human DNA with a common slug. Completely the opposite of Bart, Zee is calm, relaxed and sees the world through the eyes of a child. Which means he can be annoying as hell sometimes. In fact, he doesn’t understand Bart’s constant violence; Zee would be content to spend his days watching TV and writing fan letters to Bea Arthur. But he also looks up to Bart like a big brother, and is constantly trying to impress him. Most of the time, he fails miserably. But he’s also saved the mutant reindeer’s life on more than one occasion.

Read Zee’s online journal here!

RUDOLPH THE RADIOACTIVE REINDEER

Rudolph was once a happy reindeer who helped deliver Christmas presents to children all over the world by guiding Santa’s sleigh – until one horrible night when, in a thick fog, Rudolph crashed headfirst into a nuclear reactor. Since he couldn’t die, he was transformed into an agonized radiactive psychopath. Overcome by a desire for revenge against everyone and everything, Rudolph used his new powers to wreak havoc on Santa and his reindeer for all their years of mocking his shiny red nose. Bart was furious over the attack, and he and Rudolph have been sworn enemies ever since. As an immortal mutant with the ability to fly and shoot blasts of nuclear energy, Rudolph is by far Bart’s most powerful villain. But also his dumbest.

Read Rudolph’s online journal here!

BROTHER BILL

The fact that Brother Bill is a TV evangelist makes it clear right away that he’s evil. But when he isn’t raising funds for his ministry, Bill enjoys hunting and killing deer during spiritual retreats – a pasttime that led him to violently cross paths with Annihilator Bart. Since then, the two have been at odds, pledging to hunt each other down. Aided by his personal bodyguard, Triggerhappy, Brother Bill will not rest until he gets a hold of the ultimate trophy: Bart’s head.

Read Brother Bill’s online journal here!

TRIGGERHAPPY

While his full name is Marcus Tillman, “Triggerhappy” earned his nickname in his youth, thanks to his insistence on not only shooting a deer, but filling it with as many bullets as possible – even when it’s already dead. Triggerhappy joined forces with Brother Bill after the two bonded on a hunting trip. But while Triggerhappy is intensely loyal to the minister, he harbors world-domination dreams of his own.

THE DEERMOBILE

Included on this list because Bart insisted, The Deermobile is Bart’s transportation of choice: A 1988 Pontiac Fiero that’s been modified with machine guns, a rocket launcher and GPS navigational system.

THE ARMY OF BROTHERLY LOVE

Legions of soldiers who answer to Brother Bill, these warriors have a secret past and an even more secret agenda. And that’s all we’re gonna say about that.

SERGEANT DINKEL

The only police officer to have ever (briefly) captured Bart, Dinkel also bears the distinction of being the only police officer to subsequently let Bart get away. Since then, the dedicated officer has worked tirelessly to hunt down and recapture the homicidal mutant, even if his efforts make him the laughingstock of his department.